Hard Archive

Good to be White (1988)

Aliens are REAL?! (2026)

Brick by Brick (2026)

Pull That Up (2026)

Off The Hook (2026)

Data Center (2026)

WANGHAT (2026)

Momma (1970)

Mother (1994)

Killer Beans (1974)

Quack (1979)

Peptide Gooner (2026)

Raccoon Slicing (2026)

Royale With Cheese (1994)

Stuck in the Strait of Hormuz (1973)

I Don't Know (2001)

I Feel Like Singing KaRaoke Tonight (1983)

Smacketh My B*tch Up (1527)

Game Theory #69: How WW3 Ends

Super Hand VS Ssx Juthor (1979)

Feel Like Hugging a N... Today (2026)

Ju Hast (1997)

Bibi Come Back (1977)

The Knights Who Say Ni! (1525)

Coexist With My Fist (1995)

Free Ballin' (1989)

Great Baal's on Fire (1963)

Why's Epstein Your Friend? (1997)

Whales (1993)

Cohencidence (2026)

Cold as ICE (1977)

Warm Oven (1968)

Mr. Rabbit (AD 2032)

Miss Amelia (1984)

CaRs (1983)

ICE ICE Baby (1990)

Drive Your Car (1964)

Whole Lotta Guns (1967)

Burnin' (1980)

All I Want for Christmas (1967)

Up on the Rooftop (1992)

Me Mum (2001)

The Most A** Kicking Time of The Year (1963)

Shut Up (1526)

White Boy Summer (1988)

Deck The Balls (1960)

White Christmas (1965)

Spanksgiving The Musical (1997)

WANGHAF (1988)

More Than a Beating (1976)

Proud Memer (1969)

Tr*mp (1995)

When a Man Loves a Woman (1969)

November (1978 ½)

Flung Pu Fighting (1973)

Refugees (1979)

Money Fo Nuffin (1969)

Stupidb....es (1969)

I Feel Like Singing Thriller Tonight (1982)

Be Funny or Die (1447 AH)

The Man (1977)

REPENT With a Hard R (1525)

Beach Balls in Your Face (1991)

White MAN Summer (1988 ½)

Men in Hats (1997)

Pool's Closed (2006)

Hold On, I'm Gunning! (1966)

Stoned (1966)

I Hate L.A. (1983)

White Boy Summer (1988)

Power of Guns (1988)

(Back to) Africa (1982)

Hard InstRumentals

I Feel Like Saying N... Today (1988)

No Means YES (1984)

The Pope Named Super Hand (1975)

Black Pope (1970)

Eleanor *igby (1966)

I'm Gonna Say N.. (1987)

Bone Zone (but it's Doobie Bros 1976)

I'm STILL Whooping That A** (...but it's James Brown 1973)

Daddy's Belt (but it's The Jackson Five 1969)

A Pimp Named Super Hand (1972)

Stoned (35 AD)

Don't Test Me B... (1964)

Power (1994)

Thou Dinest Like Pigs (1521)

Watch Your Mouth (1976)

That's Why (1958)

It's Cooked (1989)

Honk! (1979)

You Fly Like Sh*t (1985)

Detroit Fistons (1996) Feat. Atomic Wax

Cheap Date (1980)

We Can Say N.. (1979)

We're So Back (1525)

I Feel Like Saying N.. Tonight (1983)

Tired of Your S*** (1970)

Drone Hunter (1974)

Baby, It's Cold Cuts Inside (1997)

Frank Chairman's Christmas Special (1957)

Grandma Drank Rainier and Ran Over a Reindeer (1980)

Don't Testify Me B*tch (1990)

Jingle Balls (1973)

Wish-Bone Zone (2099)

Dreaming of a Whites Only Christmas (1965)

Eight Maids a Milking (1968)

Seven Days of Pimpmas (1964)

Jingle Balls (1969)

Spanksgiving (1967)

Taste The CRUNCH (1984)

No B*tch November (1958)

Witch Hunt - Bard Archive Remix (1489 - 2024)

Thou Shalt Not Test Me B***tch (1530)

Coexist With My Fist (1974)

Turkey Shoot (1969) - [feat. @HeavyWhipHand]

No B*tch November (1957)

I HAVE to Hit a B*tch (1958)

Full Moon Goon (1956)

Lawyers Burn in Hell (1973)

Bone Zone The Rock Opera (2001)

Ghost Ride The Ship (1824)

Witch Slap (1977)

GET DOWN B*TCH! (2013)

Ghost Dad's Belt (1972)

Punch My Boss (1960)

I Talk With My Hands (1949)

I Whoop Thine A** (1645)

We're STILL Whooping That A** (1979)

Being Wh*te Is The Greatest (1968)

Thou Drivest Like Sh*t (1520)

Witch Hunt (1525)

Double Dare You 2 (2024)

Super Hand VS Blacula (1982)

Don't Test Me Witch (1994)

B*tch Slap (1967)

Slapping a B*tch Tonight (1939)

I Whoop That A** Side D(iddy?) (1969)

No YOU Ain't Sh*t (1975 ½)

You Ain't Sh*t (1975)

Don't Eat My Pu**y (1969)

Thou Shalt Not Test Me B*tch (1524)

Don't Eat My Pu**y (1988)

Houndin' for a Poundin' (1991)

Beach is Closed (1985)

Buddy Cop Movie (1994)

Coor Sungrasses (1977)

Who Is Black? (1995)

You Drive Like Sh*t (1985)

Bone Zone The Opera (1969)

Dance B*tch (2028)

Dance B*tch (1973)

Butt F***er (1976)

BONUS MIX Vol 1

Kool-Aid Man (1974)

Punch My Boss (1981)

B*tch Slap (1969)

Snitches Get B*TCHES (1972)

Coexist With My Fist (1973)

Pimpstrumentals II The Pimp Sound from Way Out (1977)

You're One Dumb Mother F***er (1983)

Pimp Olympics (1996) Atomic Wax X Hard Archive

No Means YES (1982)

You're Gay (1975)

Bricked Up (1972)

You're One Dumb Mother F***er (1968)

Pimp Slap Upside Your Head (1978)

Punch a Nerd (1980)

Phenomenon (1965)

Super Hand (1975)

Robot President (2036)

Pool's Closed (1984)

Don't F*** With Me (1965)

B*tches Do Dishes (1978)

Bad Habit (1937)

Sunday Chill (1998)

Pimpstrumentals (1977)

Daddy's Belt (1967)

Everybody Pimp Now (1990)

Shred With Your Head (1970)

Alpha-bet Song (1975)

I Whoop That A** Side C (1969)

Tiny Joe Rogan (1969)

The Music Industry Must Be Destroyed (1976)

Auto Theft Grande (1974)

Shut The F*** Up C*** (1979)

Squeal Like A Pig (1977)

B*tch Slap! (1976)

Waffle House F*ght (2017)

Hot In The Crotch (1990)

Bricked Up (1967)

I'm STILL Whooping That A** (1969)

No Means YES (1978)

I Beat Your Dog's Sass (1949)

I'm The Sh*t (1970)

Take It To My End Zone (1960)

Sweaty Chest Slap (1963)

You Drive Like Sh*t (1965)

Cr@ckers Be Trippin! (19880S)

Huge Pi$$ (1959)

C*ck Blocker (1941)

Big Balls! (rare 1950s big band swing vinyl)

I Whoop That A** (1969)

Wind Came Out Your Butt (rare 1963 soul vinyl)