Don't Tell Me NextG Poop Don't Matter!

Published on 2008-11-04 | Archived on 2024-05-15

As America chooses its next president, NextG has you covered, combining the randomness of YouTube Poop with the balance of Fox News Channel (yes, there IS a balance, some people just don't see it...or don't want to see it). We guarantee that NO CANDIDATE WILL BE SPARED!!! Happy voting! ©2008 NextG Project

P.S. Stay tuned for a special NXPQuickie regarding the next President of the United States and his running mate, whoever that may be.

P.P.S. This IS the first NextG Poop in "High Quality!" Yay!!!

P.P.P.S. This poop contains homages to, among others, SkyGuy16 and GlitchboyAdvance (the latter used some NextGisms in a recent poop of his so I'd thought I'd do him a favor and include some of his (older) stuff in one of mine.)

P.P.P.P.S. Yes, this poop is well over ten minutes. It's my gift to all of you because you had to wait so long for a new one to come out. So enjoy it. And if you say something smart, I'll slap you silly. XP